“The VelociPastor” is a quirky low-budget film from 2018 that offers an absurd mix of religion, dinosaurs and martial arts. The story revolves around Pastor Doug Jones who, after the death of his parents, acquires a mysterious ability during a missionary trip to China: he transforms into a dinosaur, more specifically, a velociraptor.
When Doug learns of his new gift, he decides to use it for good and fight crime as a nocturnal vigilante. He is accompanied by the prostitute Carol, who becomes his faithful companion. Soon Doug finds himself in conflict with an evil ninja clan that manufactures and distributes heroin. In a series of bloody and chaotic confrontations, Doug uses his dinosaur skills to take out the bad guys.
The film is notable for its completely absurd ideas and over-the-top scenes. From poorly choreographed fight scenes to unintentionally hilarious dialogue, the film offers a combination of outrageous trash and surreal humour. The awkward realisation of Doug’s dinosaur transformation, where he literally slips into a rubber suit, provides some of the most amusing moments.
Despite its obvious flaws, “The VelociPastor” has developed a certain cult appeal, especially for fans of B‑movies and quirky humour. The film deliberately plays with its trash status and offers viewers looking for an absurdly entertaining film a unique experience.
